Basically, this is what you need to know. I'm awesomeness personified.

I love childish rants on tv, Cartman's rant, ending with 'how would you
like to suck my balls?!' holds a special place in my heart.

Naturally as such, I'm very weird. I'm always ready to give people a
chance, everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. I have a lot of
emotional baggage (no, really!), but then, don't we all?

That's a picture of me in happier times. It was taken on my 17th
birthday. I did not suggest the pose. Although I do appreciate that
you would not see something that lame in any magazine, except
perhaps some kind of women's weekly, with a headline titled -

"HOW NOT TO POSE! EXCLUSIVE!"

Anyway, I love the simple things in life. Which are basically, tv, video games, and kicking people's asses at football. I'm told I excel in the latter two. I don't appreciate false modesty, nor arrogance - I know there are millions of people who are better than me, smarter than me, better-looking than me, and generally, more enjoyable than me.

That being said, I didn't get too bad a deal off God. Fair enough, he didn't make a male model, nor did he give me that great an intellect. However, like that doomed tragic hero Faustus, I intend to over-reach my potential. And maybe, just maybe, find myself a sense of fashion. But definitely, the over-reaching is a must.

I love Star Wars, because it takes me to a far place where I can immerse myself where I am happy, unless Darth Vader is trying to kill my friends. Everyone needs an emotional sanctuary, literature is mine. So is my room for that matter, but that's simply because it has a lock for when it becomes necessary to spend some 'me' time.

I don't always have a smile on my face, and I have regrets. I still define myself by my love for my mother and everyone else in my life who has protected me or made me smile. I will never be as popular as some people, or some of my more socially endowed siblings, but as I said, I have enough friends who love me for who I am.

This is Iguni (Mace Windu's young apprentice)'s vision of his slaughter
at the hands of Anakin Skywalker, newly seduced by the Dark Side. When
has the Dark Side been cooler than that? You can argue Force Lightning until
the cows come home, but that's just cool. :)

BUT - IT'S NOT AS COOL AS MY POSE. :P

'Wilson, you idiot.'
'Listen carefully and no-one will get hurt. You must follow these instructions... any attempt to contact the FBI, or other law enforcement agencies... or Cuddy, will be met with... and a large coke, no ice.'
- The kidnapper gives his instructions.

'Once again, I am in awe of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.'
'What is 'El Fuego del Amour, and why do you need ten of them?'
'It's a ... it's a tella novella. I'm learning Spanish.'
'Well, say adios.'
'Are you ERASING my Tevo? House, not the season finale!'
'I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smoke them out of their hideyholes.'
'Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They TERRORISE.'
'Bring it on!' *throws the phone out the window*
- The kidnapper and his victim toy with each other.

But it all boils down to this. If you want to know me, don't rely on this
page as a start. Because it's just a snapshot in the midst of boredom. I'm
just waiting for my Rafael Nadal to proceed through the draw at Miami,
where Roger Federer will restore the natural order in the final.

People can change. It's not an easy process, and it can't be forced by other
people, but as long as the phenomenon of tomorrow exists, the opportunity for
redemption endures for us all. That being said, you still suck. :P