Analanabanadoodlebarnanafana

Welcome whoever the hell you are

Just because I have a "sexy" sn does not mean that I am sexy.. ok? are we understood now?

Hello!!!! i am a manic depressed sock.. and i'm here to annoy all of you.. well anyways..

About Me:

I have blondishy brownishy reddishy hair.. its weird.. yeah.. im short.. i think at least.. yeah.. lol.. 5'5.68". well.. yeah.. and stuff.. i dunno what to put here really.. but i'll just put random stuff.. so random random random random random random random random sex random random random random random pudding random random random random random.. is this enough filler info? well, it better be.. because im bored with you now.. yeah.. YEAH!! BYE YOU WORTHLESS.. WORTHLESS SOMETHING!! leave already. fine. dont leave. just keep reading this.. because you're that much of a loser, ohhhh burnnn BURN. yeah.. cause im cool.. and you're not.

My Loverlies:

Heather: You have always been there for me. I don't know what I'd do without you. You're like one of the best friends I have ever had. ily <3

Dee: You are like my best friend in the entire world. You are my sister, twinsister in fact. We shall run off to Canada together and have like this super awesome life.. and if Canada doesn't work out.. We always have those dancing bears in Russia. I love youuu <3

Monica: You are so amazing. You make me think a lot. lol. You've always been there for me and you've helped me through a lot.. Especially with that whole.. you know.. thing. I'm sorry about that slight rift we had.. I hope we can get back to being friends like we used to. ily<3

Scott: Lemme show you mah Pokemans!!! Lol. Good times. You're like the best guy friend I have ever had. You rule. ily<3

Megg: You are one of the coolest people I have ever met. You're a great friend and I love you so much. I really don't know what I'd do without you. I swear I can't think of anything else, but just know I love you a lot and I never want to lose a friend like you. <3

Meg: Lol, you're so fun to talk to. Ily. <3

Roxy: Haha. You are so awesome. You always manage to make me laugh and I know you're there if I need you. ily <3

Brittpanda: Panadians!!! You're are the most awesome and fun person I have ever met. We shall have loads of fun in Canada with our chocolate chip pancake orgies in the trunk of a car wearing toga orgies! Ily babe <3

Ahmad: You're another one of my best friends. I know I can tell you anything and you'll listen and do the best you can to help. We may not get along all the time, but I just wanted you to know that Ily and I appreciate you being there for me. <3

Tealalove: My wifey of like forevers. I love you so much. You truly are amazing. I can't wait until I meet youu. We're gonna have so much fun. <3

James: My little pony my little pony.. Lol. I have a new way to torture you >=]. nyahahahaha. lol, you're fun to talk to. ily <3

Hope: You're an amazing friend, and I love you so much. <3

Raz: You're another one of the best guy friends I've had. I know you're there for me when I need someone to talk to. ily <3

Jojo: My beautiful Jojo, Ily so much. You're always so much fun to talk to, and I hope I get to meet you one day. <3

Elise: You're an amazing friend and I love you so much, I don't know what I'd do without you. <3

God: You truly do rule. I love talking to you. You're so beautiful <3

Lou: You're great to talk to and I know you're there if I need someone to talk to, ily <3

Stel: I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! Lol. Perfect Hair Forever! You're a great friend and I love talking to you. It's never a dull moment. I know you're there when I need you. I love you <33

Ash: You are so great to talk to. Haha, remember those pictures? ;] lol, I love you <3

Tash: Tashhhhh I love you so much. I don't get to see you much anymore ;( I miss youuuu <3

Kait: *sings BSB at you* <3 Lol I love you so much. <3

Kevin: Pokefreaks rule the world. Haha, spamming is fun. I'm never bored talking to you :P <3

Tom: We've had our fights here and there, but I know you're there if I need you and I'm here for you too. You're a great friend, and I love you, even if I don't really show it much, I do. <3

Blaise: Haha, bootie cutting. Lol, gotta love people with weird screen names. You're so much fun to talk to. <3

Robin: You really are an amazing friend. I know I can tell you just about anything. I love you so much <3

Alex: Same for you. I know I can tell you a lot of things. I love you so much. You're always so happy when I talk to you, and that makes me happy. <3





Ana's Funny Files

Pwnage!:
[11:54 PM] amartya: i smell like mangoes
[11:54 PM] minority101: all of u r gay
[11:54 PM] Roxski31: leave
[11:54 PM] xEmoxGirlx: Lol
[11:54 PM] minority101: no
[11:54 PM] *minority101 has been kicked out by amartya (10 min.)
[11:54 PM] amartya: yes
[11:54 PM] xEmoxGirlx: LOL <3
[11:54 PM] Roxski31: haha pwned

This is actually PM but i cant get it to fix... :
[03:40 AM] LetMeLoveYou20: Ana, your name rhymes with banana
[03:40 AM] brokenlife has joined
[03:40 AM] brokenlife: and flana
[03:40 AM] brokenlife has joined
[03:40 AM] amartya: nuh uh, my name goes On UHHH (like' lets do it on a table')
[03:41 AM] leska: hello
[03:41 AM] hilaryduff24: yo
[03:41 AM] leska:
[03:41 AM] brokenlife has joined
[03:41 AM] brokenlife: if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my table right now

This made the chat go quiet for a minute xD :
[10:28 AM] amartya: unless she was abducted and probed by aliens.. but i hear they dont like warm weather..
[10:29 AM] amartya: sorry.. it's the caffiene talking..
[10:29 AM] amartya: *looks around suspiciously*

ah, this one was a fun new year's day that happened:
10:35 AM] amartya: dude, today, was awesome.. *random*
[10:35 AM] amartya: the neighbors were blasting their mexican polka and their kids were pretending they were tarzan
[10:35 AM] PiratexxSteve: lmao wow
[10:35 AM] amartya: and my mom made the tarzan noise and all the kids ran inside xD
[10:36 AM] xEmoxGirlx: LOL
[10:36 AM] PiratexxSteve: were the butch girls out?
[10:36 AM] amartya: nah, they were having another drunken lesbian orgy =]
[10:36 AM] amartya: and then, me and my mom sent the whole neighborhood in by screaming out the
[10:36 AM] amartya: goofy goober ROCK song xD
[10:37 AM] missulikecrazy has joined
[10:37 AM] amartya: it sounded like we were killing someone.. so when we heard sirens, we stopped D:
[10:37 AM] YourFACE has joined
[10:37 AM] YourFACE:
[10:38 AM] PiratexxSteve: Ekimmmm <3333333
[10:38 AM] missulikecrazy: pink flying squirrels??
[10:38 AM] amartya: haha, i would have loved to have walked into that convo xD
[10:38 AM] YourFACE: all squirrels should die
[10:38 AM] xEmoxGirlx: OMFG



Lol:
[03:55 PM] amartya: i need..
[03:55 PM] amartya: a screw
[03:55 PM] amartya: .... driver
[03:55 PM] *megdoll187 screws ana
[03:55 PM] megdoll187: well you got your screw part
[03:55 PM] amartya: ♥
[03:55 PM] *The_Infected drives ana
[03:55 PM] megdoll187:
[03:55 PM] amartya:
[03:55 PM] The_Infected: there all sorted
[03:55 PM] megdoll187: LOL


Bootie Cutters unite!:
[11:13 PM] cuttieboottie92 has joined.
[11:13 PM] amartya: eww.. cutti bootie..
[11:13 PM] amartya: do you cut your ass?
[11:13 PM] cuttieboottie92: what the hell?
[11:13 PM] amartya: megg <333333
[11:13 PM] cuttieboottie92: ???
[11:13 PM] amartya: cuttie = cut
[11:13 PM] cuttieboottie92: how old are you guys?
[11:14 PM] amartya: boottie = butt
[11:14 PM] amartya: older than you
[11:14 PM] cuttieboottie92: really now?
[11:14 PM] amartya: yes
[11:14 PM] Blayz: i am aged with wisdom
[11:14 PM] cuttieboottie92: how old?
[11:14 PM] amartya: older than you
[11:14 PM] cuttieboottie92: thats cheezey
[11:14 PM] cuttieboottie92: yeahh
[11:14 PM] cuttieboottie92: okay
[11:14 PM] amartya: cheese is cool
[11:14 PM] Blayz: i speak seven forms of jibberish
[11:14 PM] amartya:
[11:15 PM] amartya: blaise rules
[11:15 PM] Blayz:
[11:15 PM] amartya: you're my new hero
[11:15 PM] Blayz: new? i wasnt before?
[11:15 PM] Blayz: i think im gunna cut my bootie now
[11:16 PM] cuttieboottie92 has left
[11:16 PM] Blayz: i have no reason to live lol
[11:16 PM] Blayz: haha
[11:18 PM] amartya: lol


Undies? o.O :
[03:39 PM] jsimms52: Undies are overrated
[03:40 PM] amartya: they're nice to throw at people though
[03:40 PM] jsimms52: I hope before you wear them...
[03:40 PM] amartya: depends on who you're throwing them at
[03:41 PM] jsimms52: That is also very true...Squrrels?
[03:41 PM] jsimms52: with an i in there too
[03:41 PM] amartya: yeah.. but be sure to throw from a distance. them squirrels are vicious
[03:42 PM] zivi has left
[03:42 PM] jsimms52: You have to sneak up from behind and use the undies as a net to capture it and dress it up with doll
[03:42 PM] jsimms52: dresses and have tea parties with it
[03:42 PM] Stellalove: im cold.
[03:43 PM] Stellalove: 0.o i came into this convorsation at an odd time..
[03:43 PM] Stellalove: 'dresses and have tea parties with it'


Lmao, poor dave:
[01:19 AM] MisterEMan: .8ball do you think i'm cool?
[01:19 AM] EzyRyder: 8ball: no, eat my shorts!


I'm in love.. with the 8ball:
[09:40 PM] amartya: .8ball do you fondle yourself in the privacy of your home?
[09:40 PM] EzyRyder: 8ball: yeah
[09:40 PM] amartya: HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahaha
[09:40 PM] amartya: .8ball are you gay?
[09:40 PM] EzyRyder: 8ball: maybe

Keep in mind, she's from mexico:
[04:00 PM] horselover95 has joined
[04:00 PM] Roadkill1002: damn mexicans ruining everything, right kenny?